I can't be bothered with the possible faff that might arise from full-on messing with the census but on the other hand it does seem worthwhile to make Lockheed Martin do some work for their money so a little bit of literal truth feels about right:

I can't be bothered with the possible faff that might arise from full-on messing with the census but on the other hand it does seem worthwhile to make Lockheed Martin do some work for their money so a little bit of literal truth feels about right: